St. Joy The Baptist M. Cranky-Pants, Mercenary

Making a Name for Cranky Wool Pants since '07

ping St. Joy The Baptist

You are not connected to St. Joy The Baptist M. Cranky-Pants, Mercenary

The Basics

Location: Crushed Beneath a House in Kansas
Hometown:

Belle Vernon, PA
Gender:

female
Birthday:

January 15, 1969
Relationship Status:

in a relationship
Children:

I have children
(Teenagers)

Profile updated: Jun 20, 2008
Last signed in: Jul 07, 2008
Member since: Dec 07, 2007

Friends

view all »

Ina Goddess of Shoes™	The Amazing Kate™ C.	Nick K.
Ank	Wade A.	Andrea R.
Shannon L.	Doc,... Dr. of Curmudgeon; esq.	Stephanie B.

Groups

view all »

Everybody Loves Vicky Fan Club	GATHER: Whatta Waste Of Time!!!!	Cooking 101
Cooking,Anything & Everything To Do With Cooking*	What's cooking in your kitchen today?	Unvalued Gather Members
we dance to our own drums	Maybe Gather Will Actually Let Me Post This	Fix Gather

St. Joy The Baptist is thinking that if Andrea doesn't show up soon, bed sounds like a good idea.

Spotlight

A Love Letter To My Hometown

comments: 25

I am from Pittsburgh, a dot on the map that never fails to elicit a reaction . This is a place that seemingly no one is indifferent to; nor are they silent about those feelings. Living in the heart . . . more

About Me

People say I'm:

surly, cranky, blustery, heedless, voluntarily incontinent, higgledy-piggledy, anfractuous, and base.
Describe Yourself:

I am surly, cranky, blustery, heedless, voluntarily incontinent, higgledy-piggledy, anfractuous, and base. And I make a mean pot roast.
On Gather, I'm Looking For ...:

a creative outlet for my living technomeme sculptures of scatalogical matrices and my car keys.

Interests

Favorite Music, Artists, Genres:

Perry Como, Debbie Boone, Slayer, C-Murder, Dolly Parton, Danish Fugues, Barry Manilow, The Cramps, and Men Without Hats
Favorite Books, Writers, Genres:

Dorothy Parker, David Sedaris, Stephen King, Hunter S. Thompson, Mark Evanier, Frank McCourt, Cap'n Crunch boxes, Harry & David catalogues....
Favorite Movies, Actors, Genres:

Tommy Boy, Full Metal Jacket, The Jerk, The Deer Hunter, Joe Dirt, The Shreks (disallowing the third one, ) A Clockwork Orange, army hygiene films from the 40s, Driver's Ed films (Death on Prom Night, is a personal favorite)...
Favorite TV Shows, Actors:

I watch TV Land almost exclusively. When TV Land decides to be repetitively Stupid, I watch the Game Show Network.
Favorite Places:

Inside the dryer, and Newark.
Interests and Activities:

Cracking wise, smarting off, dumbing down and wasting time.
Wish List:

More cowbell, less laundry, Jetsons technology in everyday life (Star Trek would be okay, too, ) No more Movie Land and a Barbie Dream House, complete with working elevator.
Friend Request Policy::

No blind friend requests, don't come out of left field at me and READ my stuff first. Chances are, I'm a taste you might not be able to acquire.

Affiliations

Political Affiliation:

Republican, But Not The Creepy, Crazy Judgemental Kind

Candidates I support:

Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Lyndon B. Johnson, Franklin Delano Roosevelt (but NOT Teddy, ) Spiro T. Agnew, Chester A. Arthur, and Your Mom
Religious Affiliation:

Protestant/Methodist
Employers:

People who pay me money to sling words around like so much hash.
Other Affiliations:

TAFTA-OPOTI, Unstable Loners of America (ULA #13, ) David Cassidy Fan Club, Gatherites Against Stupid Updates
Websites:

forumwarz.com, findadeath.com

Ping Me

Displaying 10 of 195 Pings | View all »

Lauralee Proudfoot , Jul 6, 2008, 6:14PM EDT

I still use the other name ....

but my real name is 'better' for students, teachers, people making decisions about grants and so on and so on ....

view Lauralee 's profile | Ping Lauralee

Wade A., Jul 6, 2008, 6:00PM EDT

Aww! Thank you Joy! Yes, I'm back up and around. You're too sweet! I'm not going anywhere. I just felt as though I had nothing of importance to offer so I thought I needed some time away to get my act together. It's nice to know someone cares.
X's

view Wade's profile | Ping Wade

An*k*, Jul 6, 2008, 2:53PM EDT

Re: My vowels

Do links work in pings? I hope so.

view An*k*'s profile | Ping An*k*

Stephanie B., Jul 3, 2008, 1:26AM EDT

Hi! I sent you a reply. Take note!

view Stephanie's profile | Ping Stephanie

Lori F., Jul 3, 2008, 1:24AM EDT

The Pants!!!!!

view Lori's profile | Ping Lori

Michael Part-time Pirate Kitteh, Jul 2, 2008, 7:37PM EDT

Heya! I gotcha a little sompin'-sompin' right HERE.

view Michael's profile | Ping Michael

Doyle ( aka The MAN of the 6 Pens ) C., Jun 30, 2008, 12:02AM EDT

Yo.

view Doyle ( aka The MAN of the 6 Pens )'s profile | Ping Doyle ( aka The MAN of the 6 Pens )

Stephanie B., Jun 28, 2008, 4:42PM EDT

Yo, Joy, I have a couple questions like: do you have a grill (Lee wants to know) even the cheapie kind? Also, would you be willing to take Lee to a bar. I don't drink so I'm no fun to go with and he says he's never been.

view Stephanie's profile | Ping Stephanie

Melinda W, Jun 27, 2008, 4:38PM EDT

tired of gather, find me at my other home for a while love...

view Melinda's profile | Ping Melinda

Michael Part-time Pirate Kitteh, Jun 26, 2008, 12:50PM EDT

Don't Hassle the Hoff!

view Michael's profile | Ping Michael

view all Pings »

top